Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies That Need to Be Made

Draculasaurus Rex

A group of scientists and soldiers are sent to a secret government compound to investigate the apparent disappearance of the project’s head, Dr. Vladmir Poletzin. The team is picked off one-by-one by Poletzin’s “pet" project, an undead dinosaur that drinks the blood of the living. It’s up to sexy demonologist Veruca Pendelton, bumbling paleontologist Merle Watson, and hard-nosed soldier with a past Ben King to escape the island before their blood becomes lunch and their bodies become trash. Starring Rhys Milton, Jonathan Stein-Myrtle and Melissa Stevens.

Blood of the Vikings

Did you know that you can get old movie sets for cheap? You can! We’ve taken the set from a film whose title rhymes with “The Dirteenth Borrior” to bring you the story of Var, a Viking warrior who must battle an army of CGI demons, armed only with a replica sword and a throwing axe. Starring Eric Van Derling, Sheena Willenby and Stone Cold Steve Austin-Ricks as Millicent, Queen of the Demons.

Ghost Houseboat

It’s spring break, but a group of lower-middle-class teenagers aren’t going to Cabo! They’ll be spending a Natural Light-fueled orgy week at Lake Serenity, partying it up on a houseboat. Little do they know that the houseboat has been possessed by the spirit of a dead Jet Ski salesman. Will Timmy, Tubby and Tonya escape the lake before they become the houseboat’s latest victims, or will they become permanent residents? NOTE: contains a graphic scene of a chemical toilet swallowing a teenage boy and digesting him slowly, like a pitcher plant. Starring Merlot Martin, Bentley Lewis, and Elizabeth Stanley-Forsberg.

Spacefight!

Spacefight!

Vice President Chupacabra

Diego the Chupacabra thought that he’d have four, maybe eight years of leisure when he accepted the Vice Presidential nomination. But when the President is kidnapped by terrorists in Diego’s native Puerto Rico, it’s up to the supposedly mythical creature to break some terrorist faces, just like he breaks ties in the Senate. Starring Merv Wilson-Seradski-Olson, Deanna Ricebowl and Shannon Sharpe as Diego.