Nicknames for my Apartment

1. 27 Hepatitis Boulevard

2. Nothing-in-the-fridge-but-vodkaville

3. El Gulag-O: The Single Occupancy Dining Experience
4. Haüs of Crüst
5. Repossesed Furniture Hut

6. If You Sleep Here You Will Have Disappointing Sexual Encounters That End in Tears

7. The Archipelago of Shame

8. Amy Poehler Appreciation Society/Amateur Bloodbank

9. The Island of Misfit Prophylactics

10. The B.O. Ring