Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Bad Reboot Ideas

The Wire

The reboot of the popular HBO series will follow a group of inner city children as they turn away from the drug game and go to technical school. Only four episodes long.


Psycho

Tenants at a dilapidated hotel are guided to personal revelation and happiness by its whimsical owner, Normanicus Batanicus. Based on the Roald Dahl book of the same name.


Schindler's List II: House Party

Hijinks ensue in the aftermath of WWII. Contains the popular tagline, "Schindleeeeeeeeeer!"


The Ring

A YouTube video permeates a general mood of goodwill and helpfulness to ALL WHO WATCH IT.


Dr. Strangelove

A shot-by-shot remake in which Mike Meyers  plays every character in the film, except the President, played by Tracy Morgan.


Battlestar Galactica

Through even-handed diplomacy, Cylons and humans live through a detente that becomes a measured peace in a generation.


The Deer Hunter II

A soldier reconnects with his friends after harrowing duty as a remote drone pilot, for which he never left a

small cubicle in rural tennessee. Fucks without a condom.*


*WHICH YOU SEE IS JUST LIKE RUSSIAN ROULETTE RIGHT RIGHT 


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