The Wire
The reboot of the popular HBO series will follow a group of inner city children as they turn away from the drug game and go to technical school. Only four episodes long.
Psycho
Tenants at a dilapidated hotel are guided to personal revelation and happiness by its whimsical owner, Normanicus Batanicus. Based on the Roald Dahl book of the same name.
Schindler's List II: House Party
Hijinks ensue in the aftermath of WWII. Contains the popular tagline, "Schindleeeeeeeeeer!"
The Ring
A YouTube video permeates a general mood of goodwill and helpfulness to ALL WHO WATCH IT.
Dr. Strangelove
A shot-by-shot remake in which Mike Meyers plays every character in the film, except the President, played by Tracy Morgan.
Battlestar Galactica
Through even-handed diplomacy, Cylons and humans live through a detente that becomes a measured peace in a generation.
The Deer Hunter II
A soldier reconnects with his friends after harrowing duty as a remote drone pilot, for which he never left a
small cubicle in rural tennessee. Fucks without a condom.*
*WHICH YOU SEE IS JUST LIKE RUSSIAN ROULETTE RIGHT RIGHT
