- We started writing these lists together completely by accident. Does that show?
- The Gooch and Joe are not related, we don't even look similar.
- The Gooch's sister once dresssed as a Klingon. She appeared on the front cover of the weekend section of the local paper. Ahhhh, modern minstrelsy.
- Joe is a better improvisor than the Gooch, but the Gooch is funnier. How does that work?
- One of us only speaks in lies, the other only tells the truth. How do you find out which door to go through, hmmmmmmmmm?
- Each of us secretly thinks he's nerdier than the other. (Goochnote: Joe thought he could slip the Labyrinth reference in #5 by the Goochster. Wrong again, Joseph)
- Only the Gooch is capable of sustaining a long-term relationship. Hey ladies!
- Joe likes the word 'squat thrust,' The Gooch likes the word 'Lysine Inhibitor'.
- They are both aware that those are not a single word. WORK WITH US PEOPLE.
- Joe's secret shame? He's really a jock in dork's clothing.
- The Gooch's secret shame is that he has no secret shame.
- The Gooch once thought Joe was a little creepy for having a Pop Warner football team on his desktop. He did not know the team was entirely made up of member's of Joe's immediate family.
- Joe likes to hint obliquely about his sexual conquests. The Gooch just vomits it all out there.
- The Gooch says, "I've never actually had a sexual conquest, but I've gone down on a bunch of girls."
- Joe works in politics, The Gooch is politics
- We're both professional writers! If you define "professional" as "amateur."
- The Gooch has been paid to draw dragons. Joe exploits the creative classes in his spare time.
- Joe hopes to exploit the Gooch soon. Much like I've exploited women in the bedroom. See? oblique!
- Joe grew up in South Carolina. The Gooch grew up in Miami, which is really the South Carolina of Jacksonville.
- Joe sleeps on an air mattress. The Gooch sleeps on a mattress made of air, which is way different.
- Both the Gooch and Joe agree that, dollar-for-dollar, the PS2 is the best system on the market today.
- Both The Gooch and Joe have a "con budget" for any given year. It has nothing to do with crime, and everything to do with Spock ears and funny dice.
- Joe drinks brown liquor. The Gooch can't even eat A SEED. Jesus!
- Speaking of Jesus, the Gooch will never, ever wish you a Merry Christmas.
- BECAUSE THE GOOCH IS A BITTER JEW
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
METALIST: 25 Things About Your Editors
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