Cushiest Government Jobs

Secretary of Edu-tainment

Amb-ASS-ador to Porntonia

Vice-Presidential Food Taster

Secretary of Top Hats

White House Philosopher

Congressional Falconer

Sen. John Cornyn's Font-chooser

Undersecretary for the President's Office of Television Drama Summarization

Congressional Blog Troll

Palin Tranquilizer

Chester A. Arthur's Ghost

As per usual, "The Gooch" was instrumental in building this list.- joe