- End of World Platter: Includes one each Bataan, Selma and Auschwitz roll. Apocalyptic amounts of wasabi NOT OPTIONAL.
- Donner Platter: Sushi cut live at table by least-experienced chef. WEAR A FUCKING RAINCOAT, YOU GAIJIN BASTARDS.
- Honest Delicacy Sushi Boat: Rolls of Lobster eyestalk, yellowtail fin, porpoise dick. WASTE NOT WANT NOT, AMERICAN PIG.
- Burning Special: Hold hand down on grill for 40 seconds, all meals free.
- Kids Special: Hamburger Sashimi, Hot Dog Roll, Ice Cream Soup
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Friday, March 20, 2009
Menu Items To Avoid at World's Sketchiest Sushi Restaurant
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