Friday, March 20, 2009

Menu Items To Avoid at World's Sketchiest Sushi Restaurant

  • End of World Platter: Includes one each Bataan, Selma and Auschwitz roll. Apocalyptic amounts of wasabi NOT OPTIONAL.
  • Donner Platter: Sushi cut live at table by least-experienced chef. WEAR A FUCKING RAINCOAT, YOU GAIJIN BASTARDS.
  • Honest Delicacy Sushi Boat: Rolls of Lobster eyestalk, yellowtail fin, porpoise dick. WASTE NOT WANT NOT, AMERICAN PIG.
  • Burning Special: Hold hand down on grill for 40 seconds, all meals free.
  • Kids Special: Hamburger Sashimi, Hot Dog Roll, Ice Cream Soup
  • Click logo for full menu!

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